You’ve just taken an uncomfortable short-haul flight, on an airline that everybody hates. You successfully navigated through endless booking pages, declining the offers to rent a car, book a hotel, buy airport transfer and pay £7 to order a dreadful sandwich in advance, before finally deciding that today you were going to splurge on an actual seat because you like looking out of the window. Once onboard you discover the window you paid for isn’t there, and when you complain to Ryanair they tell you to where to stick it. And everyone else online agrees. As that is the odd reality in which we live, here are the best funny and insulting tweets from Europe’s most hated multi-billion pound airline.
Booooris!
For some reason Ryanair looked at the partygate scandal, and thought this is one for us to get involved in. That’s why, in the heat of the public outrage, before any release of Sue Gray’s report, Ryanair were holding a digital showtrial for Boris Johnson, and they found him GUILTY! The dedication to the bit is admirable, and repeating the meme over and over really highlights the absurdity of the whole situation. What’s more, Boris is out and we’re still flying Ryanair. I’ll chalk that up as a win for the big blue.
COVID Corrections…
Continuing with the theme of COVID responsibility, Ryanair didn’t take kindly to the Serbian tennis superstar refusing to get the jab, poking holes in his logic with some wordplay of their own. Faultless logic.
Straight facts…
If you come for a king, you best not miss. Ryanair deals in ritual public humiliation, and unless you strike a killer blow they will come after you. And 9.5k likes? Jason Hearne could only dream…
The Bread and Butter…
A textbook response, Ryanair’s use of the “I know you are but what am I” defence is unbeatable, and impossible to respond to. You can hear the patronising tone of voice this was written in.
Tinder savagery…
In a culture where height is considered so important for men, why on earth would you tell the most bullying account on Twitter that you’re below average? Ryanair knew Mr Steve Merry was asking for it, so they delivered.
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