Well, well, well, if it isn’t our old pal Matt Hancock, diving headfirst into the world of reality TV. Fresh off his stint in the jungle (because, you know, politics wasn’t wild enough), Hancock decided to try his hand at SAS: Who Dares Wins. And oh boy, did he get more than he bargained for.

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On his very first day, British Army veteran Chris Oliver decided to give Hancock a proper welcome. And by “proper welcome”, I mean a verbal roasting that would make a Sunday roast look undercooked. Oliver, who’s been to places like Sierra Leone, Iraq, and Afghanistan, clearly wasn’t impressed with Hancock’s previous ‘adventures’ in the health department. Can’t blame him, really.

Social media went wild. Jemma Forte suggested the Army vets should host Question Time, and honestly, I’d pay good money to see that. Claire Field chimed in, saying Oliver voiced what “MILLIONS of people have wanted to say to him for years”. And some even wanted a weekly Hancock roast. Now that’s a show I’d binge-watch!

So, Matt, if you’re reading this, maybe stick to the jungle next time? At least the critters don’t talk back.